The unicorn has a look of "You...You're kidding me, right?"
Awwwwww Yeah! Green dude's 'bout to drop a mothaf**kin' G-Bomb in here!
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios."
"Hey, Hey! No! Hand's off the belt!"
"I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. It's an Everlast."
"You're looking at the man who invented 'Theater in the Square.' Nobody has a good seat!"