Even the main character isn't sure he wants to be a part of whatever's going on here.
Cyborgs take alligator wrestling very seriously.
You know, I'm pretty sure there's a special shampoo that'll clear them right up.
"No Death, we need to be in this lane. I don't care if you know a 'shortcut.'"
I can't stand backseat drivers.
So Sheen is the giant rat? Accurate.
"Oh crap, I forgot my armor again, didn't I?"