How is she even balancing right now?
Judging by the shape, I don't think that goes on your face.
Elvira's summoning Ganon? Always thought there was something suspicious about her.
Never borrow a quill from Hagrid.
Yeah, smack it with your rifle. That'll work.
To commemorate the release of John Scalzi's new book Redshirts, Jonathan Coulton wrote a song about the plight of the expendable characters.
Redshirts came out last week, and it's amazing. Seriously, go pick it up if you haven't already.
You know, I think I still prefer David Bowie over the rooster-bear having an existential crisis.