Jesus rocks the mini skirt.
After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!
Father Mulcahy's "been there, done that" attitude, and constant outbursts of "Boring!" during confession made Frank's sins seem small in comparison.
Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties
When on Tattooine, visit: The Jawa Hut 1701-C Sands Blvd. at Dirt Rd. Purveyors of like-new droids and authentic holy relics