Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."
MORMONS some only have one wife.
Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"