Absolution? Certainly! I'll need a major credit card.
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
No. I do. I think your baby is adorable. I'm just concerned about what might happen if you get it wet or let it eat after midnight.
Breaking News - jesus saves deathstar just in time
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!