After learning the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a vegan, Jeff began each ritual by sacrificing a Fatted Zucchini.
It's thou, not thowe... For Christ's sake, don't you have anything better to do?
I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.