Beat That, Jesus!

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Beat That, Jesus!
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Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.

Follow Your Heart!

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Follow Your Heart!
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WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A prostitute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!

No Wonder Jesus was Single.

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No Wonder Jesus was Single.
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I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

RE-GIFTING

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RE-GIFTING the important thing is to remember who it was from the first time around.