The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A pr0sititute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!
Faithbook: ...Lazarus scored 100 points in Gethsemane-ville People you may know:2 mutual disciples
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
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