Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.
Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
The "Free Candy" sign on the side Concealed a nasty surprise.
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
And then i was like What are you a gay fish?