Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
Welcome to American Idol. Here's your number. Sit down and wait for us to call you.
I'm converting to Buddhism
THE ARK the first couples only cruise.
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!