Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Not the virgins the terrorists were expecting
Said the Abbot, "I'm not pleased one bit, Brother Ambrose; that you should submit your signed IOU in lieu of a ewe- I just won't accept that sheep chit."
All together now! If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin!
Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.