I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.
Halfway through Vespers, Mary Agnes realizes she could have had a V8.
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
Dudes, seriously I'm party'd out!
Lo! Once more the Lord in His mercy offers to enhance the length of my manhood for naught but ten silver pieces!