Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A pr0sititute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.