Welcome to American Idol. Here's your number. Sit down and wait for us to call you.
NOT RAPTURED? MEET YOUR NEW MAN.
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
and that my dear is how the internet works
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.