Who was that idol I saw you worshiping last night? Is she prettier than me? THEIR GOD WAS A VERY JEALOUS GOD.
Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
The "Free Candy" sign on the side Concealed a nasty surprise.
When on Tattooine, visit: The Jawa Hut 1701-C Sands Blvd. at Dirt Rd. Purveyors of like-new droids and authentic holy relics
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.