EXPECT DELAYS AT CUSTOMS
Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.
PENIS ENVY began the day Adam watched Eve play with the big snake
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
Welcome to American Idol. Here's your number. Sit down and wait for us to call you.