On this day in 1784, John Wesley charters the first Methodist Church in the United States. Despite the fact that he was an Anglican, Wesley saw the need to provide church structure for his followers after the Anglican Church abandoned its American believers during the American Revolution.

So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.

"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"

Muhammad is cooler than Jesus because he had a sword. Beat that Jesus.

Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass

LOL, just use one of Adams Ribs