And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.
Fight the English God said... It will be fun He said...
Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.