This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?

HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.

"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups

It's thou, not thowe... For Christ's sake, don't you have anything better to do?

AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"

When on Tattooine, visit: The Jawa Hut 1701-C Sands Blvd. at Dirt Rd. Purveyors of like-new droids and authentic holy relics

I weighed 240 pounds before Nutrisystem! And now I'm a trim 175! Thanks, Nutrisystem!