IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE SO, I'LL KEEP THIS
Yea verily, thou cannot afford me.
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
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His first act as King was to change the name of his country from "Couldnteatanotherbiteland" to: "Hungary"