I Ain't Sayin' She's A Gold Digger...

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That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.

All Of The Unwed Maidens, Promptly Raise Thy Hands Into The Air

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If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.

I'll Only Warn Thee Once!

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I'll Only Warn Thee Once!
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No, in point of fact, this is a dubstep piece and I'll not have you calling it "house" in my presence again!

Better To Just Get Over It

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It is terribly irksome that people cannot figure out how to use "thee" and "thine" properly. Do not trouble yourself. In 400 years, they won't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.