By this account, The bird is indeed the word.
Impaler? I barely know her!
Whilst playing furious fouls, I too grew quite irate.
See this foot? I haven't washed it in a year! I confess! I'm a heretic! Take it away!
Hail thee well Wenches For thy Party commences right here.... ....in my Breeches
Psst, do a portrait of the redhead in the second row for me. I've got a thing for redheads.
The Collar of Avoidance. Very popular during THOSE days.