The Collar of Avoidance. Very popular during THOSE days.
One second! Don't open the door.
Crap! I can't remember...Did I leave the horse running?!?!?
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
Moar memes over at Memebase!
Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!