Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-
That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.
The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!