Wait, you mean Salvidor Dali actually made a painting of a woman that was flattering? Was he high?
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
I bought this violin Vivaldi money I made
See this foot? I haven't washed it in a year! I confess! I'm a heretic! Take it away!
And so her garments descended and her genitalia was not as it seemed.