Smaller dresses? no... Bigger doors was the answer.

Josiah Slick. Lead singer for Jefferson Horse Buggy.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" - Mark Twain

In Tsarist Russia globe invades you

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE SO, I'LL KEEP THIS

AIR-PIANO never quite caught on like its Air-Guitar counterpart

Tis what the Maiden Proclaimed