Not Now, Death I'm Painting
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
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GREAT MOMENTS IN CHOREOGRAPHY Georges Evian trips over a suit of armor and accidentally invents "Jazz Hands".
Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.