Hitcheth Up Thy Pantaloons...

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Hitcheth Up Thy Pantaloons...
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Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.

I'll Only Warn Thee Once!

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I'll Only Warn Thee Once!
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No, in point of fact, this is a dubstep piece and I'll not have you calling it "house" in my presence again!

Baby Don't Hurt Me

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Baby Don't Hurt Me
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VLADISLAV BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME. NO MORE.

I Ain't Sayin' She's A Gold Digger...

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I Ain't Sayin' She's A Gold Digger...
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That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.

Everyone Seen My Noods :(

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Everyone Seen My Noods  :(
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...and then he showed everyone in the whole castle! Before internet and cell phone cameras, beautiful girls had to beware of unscrupulous painters.