By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
They see me strollin' They hatin'
"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"
Between 2 evils...I always pick the one I never tried before!
The only thing longer than my honey-do list, is my honey-don't list.