I KNOW JESUS LOVES ME BUT WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK I'M A DERP?
The cherubs were an impressive touch...until King Fluffy's natural instincts tragically kicked in.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
My son went to the Spice Islands and all I got was this lousy pepper-mill.
And so her garments descended and her genitalia was not as it seemed.