THE BIGGER THE HAT, THE COOLER THE CAT
The imperatively dwarfed arachnid moved vertically along the device from which liquid dihydrogen monoxide pours.
Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.
It's been a whole 5 minutes and no one has 'liked' my status!
That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.