By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
$250!! Oh, hell no!!
These are the new recruits, sir. A homeless man, an old man, and a girly man... yeah, we're gonna lose.
Canst thou not read?! The sign sayeth "Slower equines keep right!"
Thine mother is so corpulent she doth block out the sun.
Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.