Well at least they didn't put the Coldplay album cover on here and try to call it historic...OH WAIT...
I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.
If you're here for the position of Vestal Virgin, he just filled it. But we have a couple of openings for harlot.
HOLD STILL BOY! I DON'T WANT THE DOG CATCHING THESE THINGS!
"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"
Citizen I have an eviction notice, you are blocking the town's culvert.