I'll take 6 boxes of Thin Mints.
And then the evil doctor sewed each one mouth to a...GAHHH! NO MORE!!!
"Benjamin Franklin Discovers the New World" History courtesy of Jimmy Abel, who is in the 4th Grade at Westside Elementary and who will have the pleasure of being in the 4th grade again next year.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
THE NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY RULE works every time
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
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