sit up straight! Victors don't slouch. Did you remember to pray before battle? Would that my love were living still, and I could leave her nosy arse at home!
Having sex on the first date does not make me easy it just make me user friendly.
I wonder how much I'll get for this on the Antique Roadshow?
You know you're in big trouble.. when your Guardian Angel crashes and burns right in front of you!
I REMEMBER WHEN LOL meant little old lady.
WE'VE DONE IT!! WE'VE FOUND THE ISLAND OF NYMPHOMANIACS AFRAID OF LONG TERM COMMITMENT!!