Microchipping-While-U-Wait

Our Motto: "He won't know where he is but you sure will!"

And one day there will be inescapable corporal restraint devices to hold children fast and render them mute. How cruel and backward! What will they be called? "PlayStations."

I gave that wench a doubloon... wenches love doubloons!

Although Annie usually shared her treats with the cat, today she decided this tasty morsel was to be all her own.

And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.

ORIGINAL PRANKSTER

I Know A Man Addicted To Brake Fluid... He Says He Can Stop Anytime.