He's So Restrained

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I Know A Man Addicted To Brake Fluid... He Says He Can Stop Anytime.

Waiting it Out

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You went out for cigarettes 4 years ago! They didn't have my brand.

This Lady is Solid

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Dear, Beatrice, what we had was great, but the cello loves me more and has nicer in-laws.