Am I pregnant? Wtf? You have to ask?
Impaler? I barely know her!
Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
Dear, Beatrice, what we had was great, but the cello loves me more and has nicer in-laws.
"Benjamin Franklin Discovers the New World" History courtesy of Jimmy Abel, who is in the 4th Grade at Westside Elementary and who will have the pleasure of being in the 4th grade again next year.