Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!
This bubble wand is not intended for children under the age of 3.
Run along, brats. I'm on a union-mandated work break. Smells more like urine-marinated work boots to me! Here, your tooth just fell out.
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
Growing up as a cannibal was tough on Johnny's reputation. Moom, you're embarrassing me! Johnny, wait! You forgot your lunch!
Prose before Ho's