But you promised to go to my Mom's for dinner! Sorry babe, last minute invite to a pillage and plunder party.
Your sea monkeys called... and they're pissed.
Stick pins in the doll in the heart and groin and drop in an urn full of water to insure the quick demise of an unfaithful husband.
I'm telling you, aluminum dresses are gonna be the next big thing!
Chaos ahh my old cure all friend. I was wondering when you'd return. I grow weary of Seinfeld reruns and internet porn.