Thou playest a lyre for thy maiden. Maidens love lyres.
Because Taking An Arrow To The Knee Is Too Mainstream.
This one time, in band camp...
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Bella, keep my heart safe, I've left it with you. And as they both... STFU please, kill me.
One second! Don't open the door.
I told you I'm not a lesbian, Cynthia. So please stop dressing up as a man and asking me for kiss.
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