Wife burns manuscript for Book of Mormon. I'll rewrite it and add in polygamy.
Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?
Why did I tweet those nude pics? If mom & dad find out, I'll be grounded for life!
Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-
I'm sorry I outed you. But I wasn't taking the blame for that fart.
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
LUTE I am your fondler