Dry clean only?
Serves you right for practising the bagpipes at 5 in the morning!
This is NOT AT ALL like the brochure
Growing up as a cannibal was tough on Johnny's reputation. Moom, you're embarrassing me! Johnny, wait! You forgot your lunch!
I hate visiting the in-laws! I realize not everyone has indoor plumbing, but no outhouse? Barbaric!
And one day there will be inescapable corporal restraint devices to hold children fast and render them mute. How cruel and backward! What will they be called? "PlayStations."