Like my father's before me, my tutelage came at Mr. Edwards' School for Prissiness
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
Serves you right for practising the bagpipes at 5 in the morning!
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No, I did NOT have an appetizer! This is hopeless. I told you we all should have asked for separate checks.