You cannot get on an Airplane if you have shampoo and Toothpaste! When will you people learn!
In an effort to stand out Achmed invents the lowrider.
"Wanted: woman with no clue how to wear hats." sigh, yet another job i'm not qualified for.
This bubble wand is not intended for children under the age of 3.
I hate having to sign your report slabs.
"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"