I don't always eat grapes, but when I do they're made of wrath
Parasols: the smart woman's protection against ogling.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
"He called ME a churlish clapper-clawed dewberry?!" "The nerve of that villainous ill-breeding bum-bailey!"
We're investigating the theft of six cheezburgers. What's in your white sack? Open it now.