c0caine, her0in, OPIUM, MORPHINE...WE CALLED THAT MEDICINE
Playith him off Harpsichord Duck
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.