I'm dreading the day when I have to explain to my children what a LOLcat was.
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
William "The Skinner" Johnston. Arch nemesis of Chuck Testa.