MY CHAMBER IS NEARBY CARE TO JOIN ME IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS?
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
When thou seest it Thou shalt defocate masonry.
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
William "The Skinner" Johnston. Arch nemesis of Chuck Testa.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
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