William "The Skinner" Johnston. Arch nemesis of Chuck Testa.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
Hits you with the arrow of love. Doesn't shoot the girl.
Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.