Ben Franklin: Pick-up Artist

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Ben Franklin: Pick-up Artist
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MY CHAMBER IS NEARBY CARE TO JOIN ME IN THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS?

I Beeth Playing a Game of Old Scrolls

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I Beeth Playing a Game of Old Scrolls
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I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella

Bon Jovi Would Be Proud

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Bon Jovi Would Be Proud
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Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.

Struttin'

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Struttin'
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By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!

Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.