Give your wench a bench. Wenches love benches.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
LEARNING TO COUNT once you get to potato, it gets easier
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
I understand these videos have been going around for a while, but this one is the t*ts. I promise. Plus there's a whole webseries about these guys.