Her Weight Goals Were Very Misguided... But Boy Did She Look Good!

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Her Weight Goals Were Very Misguided... But Boy Did She Look Good!
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If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!

How Embarrassing!

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How Embarrassing!
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Oh How Embarrassing! I Thought You Said "Show Me Your Shooters"!

Well, I Am NOT Paying For This Mistake

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Well, I Am NOT Paying For This Mistake
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I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems