What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
mommy had too much medicine
I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis
She was normally a lefty, so the mishap with the SuperGlue was really interfering with her day.
THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US! That time of the year when you realise, once again, why you don't do much with your extended family.
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM