FORENSIC TIP #11 blood stains require bleach to degrade the DNA
There now, the bleeding's stopped. Have we learned our lesson?
When birds mistake your dandruff for bread crumbs It's time for HEAD AND SHOULDERS
Yes, dear! No need to shout; I'm getting your coffee right now! Come on, come on, dammit! Why isn't this Cyanide dissolving?
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
Jane often daydreams of being released from her chastity suit.