If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
"Well, maybe if someone wasn't such a hipster Luddite, we could listen to music made after 1975?"
She was normally a lefty, so the mishap with the SuperGlue was really interfering with her day.
I said I like intelligent men not talkative ones.
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