A pillow over his face who knew it could be so easy?
I'm sorry, Barbara, I simply can't come to the party tonight. None of my shoes matches my outfit.
I didn't know what to wear this morning. So I wore all of them.
COPS GIVE TERRIBLE MASSAGES
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE FIRST WOMEN TO TRY THE NEW ORGASMATRON 3000
Mommy are these for the mean boys I was playing games with? Heavens no, these are for the nice boys who thought I was your older sister.
Nice Dragon. Show Us Your Dungeon.