Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
To Man From Satan
THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US! That time of the year when you realise, once again, why you don't do much with your extended family.
Oh wow! I know a certain little elf who is sleeping with me tonight.