If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
A woman with 4 heads would be scary, but 4 hands could be FUN!
Sickness and hatred and angst, oh my!
Here, let me wash some of that ugly off your face.
All her life, Emily's friends were jealous of her long, flowing hair.
Madam how would you like to sit behind the hat you are wearing.