What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
That perfect moment when you realise you've captured a fart.
...And if he says any snide remark, I can let him have it? That's right!
When cross-dressing failed to provide the thrill it once had...Reginald also became a swinger.