Yes, dear! No need to shout; I'm getting your coffee right now! Come on, come on, dammit! Why isn't this Cyanide dissolving?
I'll just remove the evidence and your wife will never know.
Cooking really helps me think about my Murders
I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems
The end of sandwiches.
TIME TO CHECK MY FACEBOOK lol