Maybe I'll Keep You... If You're Good With A Can Opener

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Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.

Her Husband Had A Terrible Sense Of Humor

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She was normally a lefty, so the mishap with the SuperGlue was really interfering with her day.

One at a Time? That's for Sissies!

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Doloris took swift action when her doctor informed her that she wasn't getting enough tar and nicotine every day.

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