The Beast of Caerbannog! Shouldn't we run away?
That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS DRINKING AND LAUNDRY
They say Katy Perry copies Gaga. Well, they can both kiss MY ass.
GRANDMA HAD A DIRTY HOUSE Grandpa didn't seem to mind much.
SPIDERMAN so that's how he was made.
Sickness and hatred and angst, oh my!