That Bug's Awful Quick

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That Bug's Awful Quick
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A bug? Crawling up my skirt?? Lift it some more so I can get him for you.

Photo Of Betty 200 lbs. & 2 Splints Ago

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Photo Of Betty 200 lbs. & 2 Splints Ago
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Betty liked showing off to friends the food she had stored, until the fridge died of high cholesterol.

Maybe I'll Keep You... If You're Good With A Can Opener

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Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.

Poor Henry. Always Having To Learn The Hard Way

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Poor Henry. Always Having To Learn The Hard Way
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As Agatha powdered her nose and watched Henry struggling to take the meat fork from his groin, she chuckled softly and whispered, "Now what were you saying about my pot roast, dear?".

Makes Perfect Sense!

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Makes Perfect Sense!
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When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. Women's logic.