A bug? Crawling up my skirt?? Lift it some more so I can get him for you.
Betty liked showing off to friends the food she had stored, until the fridge died of high cholesterol.
A SHILLING A DAY and all the tinsel she can eat
Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.
LUUUUUCY! You got sum splainin' to do!
As Agatha powdered her nose and watched Henry struggling to take the meat fork from his groin, she chuckled softly and whispered, "Now what were you saying about my pot roast, dear?".
When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. Women's logic.
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