I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
How do you clean stubborn spots off floors? Wear a condom.
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
I'll never get up enough nerve to take off this coat and show them my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.