Bluetooth, circa 1928
REMEMBER: your secretary is not a MAN. She and her children get all the support they need from her husband. So if she does a good job, she doesn't NEED a raise. A friendly pinch on the cheek is good enough for her.
Gin and Tonic: the cause and cure of all my problems
As Agatha powdered her nose and watched Henry struggling to take the meat fork from his groin, she chuckled softly and whispered, "Now what were you saying about my pot roast, dear?".
Sigh, why do I always have to clean up the guillotine?