Scumbag Disciples

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Scumbag Disciples
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Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.

But his Gospel is Much More Fun to ReadThe

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But his Gospel is Much More Fun to ReadThe
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The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.

"Messed are the bleak?"

Do Unto Others, BRO

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Do Unto Others, BRO
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So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"

Yo Ma, You Worry Too Much

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Yo Ma, You Worry Too Much
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So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

I Got This

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I Got This
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I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.

OH NO....

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OH NO....
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And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...