All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
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For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!
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