This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
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