So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
kenny loggins everyone loves his voice
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
And then i was like What are you a gay fish?