Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?