This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
Oh Ye of little faith!
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.