It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
Please dad, I need the car. I said no.
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.