The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.
Lord, after your sad demise, I'll be taking over the whole show. So please tell me how you did that fish thing again...
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
SO SORRY if I'm boring you two. Perhaps if you knew I'm soon to die for your sins you might pay more attention to my sermon...
"Seriously, Paul... just toss down the Frisbee already."
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