What would I do?
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.