Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
"Seriously, Paul... just toss down the Frisbee already."
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?