ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.