This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
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