Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
That end of the year kegger was a killer.
If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.
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