Rapture: Too Mainstream
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Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
Lord, after your sad demise, I'll be taking over the whole show. So please tell me how you did that fish thing again...
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"