Lost Sayings of Jesus

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By Estarfigam (Picture by: cole)
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Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use

That's One Mystery Solved

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

The Last Bro-Down

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That end of the year kegger was a killer.