Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
Please dad, I need the car. I said no.
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
No thanks, I've already been hugged today.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.