Breaking News - jesus saves deathstar just in time
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.