JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
Myrrh? Have you not heard of Lego?
For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!
For the very last time!! You are the 'disciples' NOT the 'JayCee-Krew'!!
The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.