Here kitty kitty kitty
thats the last time that valet parks my car in the middle of a field
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
Well, the box said 'Safety Matches'... Just shut up and run!
I cannot tell a lie...I did it for the lulz.
Yo, Tommy! They're selling weed out of the ice cream truck!
When mamma bear's away, papa bear will play. Let's find out which is more comfortable, the chairs or the beds!!!