The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!
Pedro, dahling, you must go easy on that tanning lotion. You're looking like a boiled lobster... LOL More like a limp prwwn if you ask me.
Mummy! Buy me a trollop! Pleeeease?
It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.
On the next edition of "Maury".... Thomas declares he be not the "Baby Daddy"
SO LONG THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH