Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
Drunk Guys always misreading the situation
yes dear the ladies at the uso annex do their best to provide the comforts of home but its not the same
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
hows that sandwich coming along daddy im on fire have your mom make it then