Zacchaeus Had Just About Enough of Jesus' Fat Jokes...

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All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.

Censorship... it's Kinda Like That

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" - Mark Twain

Welcome to The Psychiatric Hotline...

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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.