You guys in the skirts... flank the enemy on the right...
my house, my husband what's next? my Lynyrd Skynyrd vinyl?
Ever wonder why they call shotgun pellets "Ball Shots"? Make one more double barrel sexual innuendo and find out.
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
How can I take him seriously... I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SOCKS!
DON'T YOU HATE IT... when you have a pain in your cauliflower and your dumplings are mushrooming?