"Darling, the tin roof is calling our name... Care to dance?"

Any spare urine up there? It couldn't be worse than this Bordeaux! Burn!

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.

Honest Abe Lincoln dispenses justice on a ruffian for the crime of being Irish on a Sunday.

I cannae give her anymore captain. She's at half past eleven as it is!

And one day, my people, this site will hold one of the wonders of the world. It will be called WAL-MART

Come at me, Crow!