Wh...Wha...What?

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Wh...Wha...What?
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Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

He Uses Duct Tape On The Knees

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The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!

He Was a Pervert... But Also Incredibly Clever

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I'm all out of red paint, and only half done with your dress. You'll have to help me out here, miss.