Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
I should have bought a car. It would have been faster AND less mouthy.
The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!
WAY TOO PUSHY but he never forgets where he left the kid
I'm all out of red paint, and only half done with your dress. You'll have to help me out here, miss.
Geez, this Starbucks gig is more complicated than I'd imagined.
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