I SAY, SMEDLEY. THIS MAY BE THE WORST CASE OF SYPHILLIS I'VE EVER SEEN.
"OH...YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CUCKOO CLOCK?" "MY BAD. I'LL PUT MY PANTS BACK ON AND LEAVE..."
Yo mama so fat she is a non newtonian liquid
It's going to take a while to fill this up.
I wonder what all the poor people are doing tonight, William? Hahahaha. Probably working for me!
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