DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM...
Ever seen a man get beat to death with a sack of fish? No. Well Sir, you are in for a treat.
Appetizer, entree, now I just need dessert! I wonder where the bacon aisle is?
WAY TOO PUSHY but he never forgets where he left the kid
Kind sir, I do not take fancy to your punk-ass beard.
What a day! Makes you feel like you could just live forever! I think I see a meteor.
Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.