SNUGGIE DUCK takes requests
Just because you saved me from the snakes on the towel doesn't mean I trust the one in your trousers!
Mummy! Buy me a trollop! Pleeeease?
Oh Sh-t Mother-in-law
Good lord! Did you see the huge waist on that one? Despicable! A 19 incher, at least! Women who let themselves go all to hell like that, ought not be permitted in public!
Sigh, going home alone again tonight
RISING GAS PRICES forced Michelle to use alternative means of transportation..