To each fetishist their own
Escort Card - May I have the pleasure of escorting you home this evening? If so, keep this card. If not, please may I sit on the fence and see you go by? STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
How inhuman! They're taking me to the kitchen!
Video Killed the radio star
OLD SCHOOL BAT MAN Much more of a ladies man than his current version.
Can't find a date? Why not Zoidberg?
Come now, it wasn't that bad. Mother, if you continue insisting that my suitors dine upon your cooking, I shall never marry.