Pew! Pew! Pew!

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Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.

Scottie Pls

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I cannae give her anymore captain. She's at half past eleven as it is!

Roll Charlie Around, He'll Be Alright

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its not summer until the fire department gets called to dads bbq

How Do I Strip Club?

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No idiot, you're supposed to throw money...not valuable antique daggers!