I'm on the Gin & Tonic Diet. So far I have lost 2 days.
HE THINKS SHE'LL NEVER TASTE THE DIFFERENCE but a true Pepsi lover can always tell when it's Coke.
Work on the gargoyles they said. It's going to be fun they said.
Yep. This is definitely the Cat House.
KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.
VANITY thy name is small intestine.