We Could, If You Ever Learned To Cook!

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We Could, If You Ever Learned To Cook!
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Yes, we are all aware it is not as good as your mother's porridge. Can we not just have a nice dinner for once?

WALMART? WTF is That?

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WALMART?  WTF is That?
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And one day, my people, this site will hold one of the wonders of the world. It will be called WAL-MART

Wh...Wha...What?

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Wh...Wha...What?
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Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

Gotta Break The News Gently...

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Gotta Break The News Gently...
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How do I tell her I have to go to sleep now, so I can get up for my 8:00 AM golf game?