Man, they were right! All I had to do was switch the potato to the FRONT of my pants!!
Whoa! Hold it right there, ladies! This is a MUD WRESTLING MATCH! Now, while you women are slippin' into your thongs, I'll have my men round up all the mud ya need!
What did you say was in this pipe again, Tommy?
To each fetishist their own
Frank Lloyd Wright made a fortune in rectangles.
Bedlam was closed when they realised that the inmates were having too much fun
Presenting the 1953 Buick Expensive well-dressed back-seat hussy standard!