WENCHCRAFT. THE TIPS ARE BETTER THAN IN WITCHCRAFT.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
Computer! Make me a sammich! Yes, Dear! Who needs a wife when you have the MaidTron 3000? Buy yours today!
Texan Colonel William Travis sends a desperate plea for help for the besieged defenders of the Alamo, ending the message with the famous last words, "Victory or Death."
Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.
Early Police Chases. Whee. Pull over you two.