Susie Found Her Calling

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Little Susie's pyromania became apparent at her 8th Birthday party. Candles..little fires..8 perfect little fires.

Welcome to The Psychiatric Hotline...

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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.

Coming Soon: "Catty Shack"

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If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

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