I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.
Needs more cowbell.
Everything about being a slave sucked. Everything except for Slave Roller Coaster.
I like my men like I like my fruitcake...Nutty and full of rum!
Tanks are too mainstream.
BRING IN THE NEXT ONE! Pity they don't last longer. Men are so delicate.
The weekly meeting of the "Stereotypical Old-Timey Men's Snobbery Club" gets off to a rousing start...