Spray on tans know when to say enough
B*tch, you didn't!
It's from the owner of a gloomy old house in the middle of nowhere, offering you the job of governess to two vaguely sinister children. What could possibly go wrong?
And then one Christmas, Mom finally got tired of the old argument and gave in to the boys' requests...because she realized that saying 'You'll put your eye out!' wasn't nearly as much fun as saying 'Told you so!'
I'm on the Gin & Tonic Diet. So far I have lost 2 days.
One way or another, Gladys would be the first through the doors on Black Friday.
Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!