Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
And now back to our top story...the American Economy.
HUSBANDS worth more at $8.99 a pound.
WITCHES. Sometimes you can just tell.
I say - at the haberdashery from whence you acquired your raiment - pray tell, did they also peddle men's finery?
What? Of course I'm listening, dear. This is my listening face.