Wilderness Trails. Magazine for nature lovers. "my love of bears" by Bearly Dere. How to survive in the woods by the late Jeb Tyler. Playing dead or RUN? by A. Nimal Karcast. What to do if being eaten alive by one lucky bastard.

Alas poor Yorick! Now he's my cereal bowl.

After personally experiencing the difficulty of obtaining a heart the Tin Man realized how lucrative harvesting and selling body parts could be. Thus he took up with a new crew.

The weekly meeting of the "Stereotypical Old-Timey Men's Snobbery Club" gets off to a rousing start...

KINKY THEN just isn't the same as kink now.

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.

The end of sandwiches.