The best part of waking up is vodka in your coffee cup.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Wake me up before you gogh gogh
Dude, I think we got ripped off! I've had three of these shrooms and I ain' feelin' nothin'. Wait! Wait! I think it's starting to kick in...
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
Granny Theft Auto
We could always sell popcorn... Or salad dressing... That just might work.