Baby Don't Hurt Me

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Baby Don't Hurt Me
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VLADISLAV BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME. NO MORE.

Sorry Old Dude, But You're Sh*t Outta Luck

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Sorry Old Dude, But You're Sh*t Outta Luck
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I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.

That and the Mustache

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That and the Mustache
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I was the only person ever to serve in all three branches of the Federal Government. And the only thing you dorks can remember about me is that damn bathtub.