Such FILTH!

Mother you should choose your words more carefully! You cannot forbid me to do anything especially where Dick is concerned!

When Dick is concerned it's best to mind your own business.

MEANWHILE... Back in the eHarmony matching room...

Hold onto your hat Millie!.. They passed out Viagra at Bill's nursing home!!

Good sir! Do you have a place I can 'stache my hat?

Tommy knew Mommy took her "happy pills" again when she introduced him to his new little sister.

No, I wanted to GO TO Hooters for my birthday.