Tis what the Maiden Proclaimed
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LED ZEPPELIN COVERS to know where this is going.
HEDWIG Disapproves of this.
No need to panic, dear, I do that myself most mornings. Tea?
EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies
Lady Justice was often mocked by her sister, Lady Irony!
Sorry gents, but Booty calls!