Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway
Listen, im gonna crash it... we'll call it Dubstep.
You dated Jeff too?
We all can't be princesses... Someone has to bow as I go by.
I like my men like I like my fruitcake...Nutty and full of rum!
German Shepherd, circa 1944.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."