Steve was perturbed over the lack of concern his friends displayed when he fell down the well.
Guess which part of my husband I liked cutting up the most?
It's from the owner of a gloomy old house in the middle of nowhere, offering you the job of governess to two vaguely sinister children. What could possibly go wrong?
COME WITH ME CHILDREN. Daddy just ran you over.
You don't wanna know where the finger sandwiches are!
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"