It's Not What You Think!

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It's Not What You Think!
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Thy Direct TV bill has a $35.00 charge for " Ladies Figgy Pudding Wrestling" -gulp-

Ready to Party

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Ready to Party
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Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

If Only Parenting Were This Easy

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If Only Parenting Were This Easy
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It would be great if we could purchase children at the grocery store and return them there if they went bad.

Censorship... it's Kinda Like That

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Censorship... it's Kinda Like That
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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" - Mark Twain