Famous Last Words.

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...Poses as a maid, you say...7 victims so far discovered... uses a hypodermic in the neck...I wouldn't worry, Inspector. We treat whats-her-name almost like one of the family.

Where's Our God Now?!

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Sister Rosemary calls in an airstrike on the new Protestant church on Maple Street.

I Got This

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I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.

Have You Been Taking Your Meds?

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Yeah, then my shrink told me I was delusional. I laughed so hard, I almost fell off my unicorn.

Ye Olde DMV

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Relax! Nobody looks good in their driver's license portrait!