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Father, Florence is joining the suffragette movement, Millicent is off to Paris to paint nudes and I'm moving in with my lover, Clarisse. Just shoot me now!
Here, let me wash some of that ugly off your face.
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Slow down!! 4 miles per hour, are you crazy man?
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