Tell me, vas ist der Colonel's secret recipe!
Mush, b*tches mush!
Thelma decided to 'go green' by harnessing the power of her hot flashes.
Yep, they're still using the Old Testament to hate on gays...
IRONY no lifesaving features whatsoever!
Oh, Thomas, it's lovely. It'll be just like living in an idealized 1950s that never existed but we insist the Country return to.
When Mormons discovered space travel.