FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO I COULDN'T FIND THE DROIDS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.