Not now, dear. Mommy's on a winning streak.
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
Thou dost appear quite the jester... ...with thine trousers upon the floor
Arachnid-fellow, Arachnid-fellow, Accomplishes that which is capable of an arachnid.
The Jehovah's Witness Movers - Marvin! For God's sake, tell 'em we'll read their literature!
The best part of waking up is vodka in your coffee cup.