I Like This Version Better

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I throw my moonshine in the air sometimes...singing AAAY-O, play that banjo!!!

Compliment Them, They Love Compliments

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Mommy are these for the mean boys I was playing games with? Heavens no, these are for the nice boys who thought I was your older sister.

Ye Olde Burn

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I say - at the haberdashery from whence you acquired your raiment - pray tell, did they also peddle men's finery?

Scary Stories All Start Out Basically The Same...

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It's from the owner of a gloomy old house in the middle of nowhere, offering you the job of governess to two vaguely sinister children. What could possibly go wrong?

Dearest Roxanne...

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Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.

Dat Man Swing

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Girl, if I had a swing like that in my back yard... I'd play on it all day.