The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
There's one thing I need you to know first, Johnny. I wear a pretty serious retainer at night.
The 70's... The 1870's!
I WAS A BIKER GANG'S PLAYTHING by Hortense HoneyBottom
Just to make sure you're all stable and of sound mind you will need to sign the Sanity Clause
THE HOKEY-POKEY EPIDEMIC OF 1926 thousands shake it all about.