Nap time? I don't think so.
I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.
Suddenly, the chickens became conspicuously quiet, and backed under the coop.
Just gotta pretend to be straight for a few more weeks...
MY LIFE FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS? OH HELL NO!
I only did that once in college. That's why I'm going back to school.
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
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