I'm on the Gin & Tonic Diet. So far I have lost 2 days.
Nap time? I don't think so.
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.
Yes, dear! No need to shout; I'm getting your coffee right now! Come on, come on, dammit! Why isn't this Cyanide dissolving?
ok, I'll get up and fill your food bowl...
By this account, The bird is indeed the word.