A FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE HOUSE. A true friend will help you move the body.
Good sir! Do you have a place I can 'stache my hat?
Guess which part of my husband I liked cutting up the most?
Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Now..for the secret ingredient!
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shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm