I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
B*tch, you didn't!
The first time they brought out Granny's photo album was also the last.
Hopefully, this will last me for at least half an hour
So that one smells like C4?
Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Nope! Chuck Testa!