What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

gimme that sweet brown liquid crack

Steve was perturbed over the lack of concern his friends displayed when he fell down the well.

FINALLY there's something interesting on cable.

Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Stevie wasn't too sure about the club's new uniform...but the accessories, ooooh the accessories.