I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
For centuries, scientists have dedicated their entire careers to finding out where stupid comes from.
It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.
THINGS TO DO TODAY... Eat all the small stuff.
I said 'no.' Then why are you trying to drive me mad by exposing those luscious ankles?
OLD SCHOOL BAT MAN Much more of a ladies man than his current version.