OH NO!... I'm out of vodka again!

--But, before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom ---

Brokebear Mountain

SCHOOL BULLIES KNEW NOT TO MESS WITH ABIGAIL.

All In All It was just another book in the wall.

When you're russian for a drink there's no time for stalin.

I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!

The doctor says it can come off in a few days, if I stop chewing at the stitches.