EVEN IF IT'S A MONSTER A man will still want to touch its boobies
Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.
MOTORBOATING... you're doing it wrong.
Come now, it wasn't that bad. Mother, if you continue insisting that my suitors dine upon your cooking, I shall never marry.
So... Milk, bread, cereal and what else?
Early fine arts college...not much has changed.
Darling, it's not the jeans that make your butt look fat!