Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.
See, it doesn't hurts! So, why does mommy cries when she steps on it?
In the Great Rope Shortage of 1920, hangings were replaced by pushing people off buildings.
Hey girls, what the hell are these things we're assembling anyway? Apparently, they're called 'man caves', whatever that means.
Wow, this place is really drafty!