Everything About Her Looks User Friendly

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Everything About Her Looks User Friendly
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Having sex on the first date does not make me easy it just make me user friendly.

Come On Bro, WORK With Me...

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Come On Bro, WORK With Me...
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Are you TRYING to offend me? This is a WHITE baby ....5 grand MINIMUM!

MAYBE THIS WEIGHT

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MAYBE THIS WEIGHT will bring my pants and socks down from the Stratosphere.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.

How Hungary Got Its Name

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His first act as King was to change the name of his country from "Couldnteatanotherbiteland" to: "Hungary"