"OH...YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CUCKOO CLOCK?" "MY BAD. I'LL PUT MY PANTS BACK ON AND LEAVE..."
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline... if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are borderline, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.