Duh

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Duh
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I sense a horror... Burning flesh and terrible pain... Why don't you just move your hand?

Individuality Reigns

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Individuality Reigns
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I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.

BUY OUR CIGARETTES!

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BUY OUR CIGARETTES!
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Buy our cigarettes! Women will magically overlook your horrible personality and disgusting beer gut.

Someone Was Nearly Probed

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Someone Was Nearly Probed
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Hey, wait a minute...This isn't a spaceship...and there's no "moon candy" in here!

Ohhh Thank You, Lord!

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Ohhh Thank You, Lord!
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Your prayers have been answered you are being moved to a painting with better perspective.