It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...
Laptops are so mainstream.
Good lord! Did you see the huge waist on that one? Despicable! A 19 incher, at least! Women who let themselves go all to hell like that, ought not be permitted in public!
Happy birthday! Feel free to get to work on your present
There's my Deathy-poo! You know, he was the cutest little baby! Here, I have pictures!
The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!