I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH LED ZEPPELIN COVERS to know where this is going.
These 'er0tic stories' are for the birds. 'PICTURES'! Now that's what they need...! little larry flynt comes up with an idea that will later revolutionize the pr0n industry...
SINGIN THE BLUES MARV 'N THE MARVETTES
Okay guys lets do this! LEEEEROY JEEENKINS!!!
"YES, I LOVE ANIMALS, DARLING! AS LONG AS THEY HAVE ZIPPERS."