She's Got A Pretty Good Plan

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Between 2 evils...I always pick the one I never tried before!

C'mon Death, You Owe Me One...

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Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.

A Most Magnificent Johnson!

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A Most Magnificent Johnson!
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Indeed you are correct, sir. It truly is a magnificent johnson.

The Most Expensive Candy? Eye Candy...

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Helen could only type 15 words per minute and took six cigarette breaks an hour. But she never failed to get a raise when she asked.