Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.

Though her name was scratched into many an outhouse wall... Mary still showed a smug sense of satisfaction across her face.

OK I may have slept with your wives.

I say it's sheer madness to allow fraternization between the herbivores and carnivores. Nonsense, what's the worst that can happen? A little bout of indigestion, perhaps? Shhh.

MORMONS some only have one wife.

Shouldn't have mentioned her period...

After personally experiencing the difficulty of obtaining a heart the Tin Man realized how lucrative harvesting and selling body parts could be. Thus he took up with a new crew.