Serves you right for practising the bagpipes at 5 in the morning!
You don't have enough Money to go up the Hill with Me, Jack
Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
"Oh, if I could but live another century to see the fruition of all the work for women!" - Susan B. Anthony
"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."