Break It Down

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Break It Down
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Tonight We're Gonna Party, Like it's 1939!

You Can't be Too Careful When it Comes to Skin Cancer...

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You Can't be Too Careful When it Comes to Skin Cancer...
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I burn on Earth easily enough, but here on the moon, whoowee! That's why I leave my space suit on when I'm in the pool. Those cosmic rays are so damaging to my skin! I totally agree.

BEACH BODY

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BEACH BODY Firm those wrists! It's almost swimsuit season...

He Uses Duct Tape On The Knees

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He Uses Duct Tape On The Knees
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The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!