Hello! I'm Jebediah Knoxville! Welcome to This Here Jackass...
Scurrilous hooligans! Remove thy personages from my cultivated residential grass posthaste!
THIS IS ILENE AND HER HALF-JAPANESE SISTER, IRENE
...and as you move it away , all of a sudden it becomes a 3-D picture of a dolphin. No, still can't see it.
BRING IN THE NEXT ONE! Pity they don't last longer. Men are so delicate.
This looks 'shopped! Yes, I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.