Just one more cup and I should be able to deal with those horrible skidmarks!
Why do we 'all' have to be in the naughty corner? It was your fault!
It would be great if we could purchase children at the grocery store and return them there if they went bad.
Huh, I guess she wasn't a witch after all.
sweetheart i know you want to rap like kid rock but your father feels it undermines his accordion
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"