Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Overcome by the music, milk, and cookies, Doris lost all sense of propriety. Unfortunately, Jimmy boasted about this moment to all his friends and Doris was known as the town sl*t from then on.
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Maybe things will go better in Russia.
In time, her beard will grow.