The Descent of Man by Charles Darwin

This one time, in band camp...

When I was your age, we had to walk to Hogwarts uphill both ways.

Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?

The Surrealist Alphabet Primer: T is for Turtle, Trombone and T*t.

The next little kid to step off the subway is going to get the fright of his life.

Invite the Hulk over for dinner, they said...