I only did that once in college. That's why I'm going back to school.
If the mouse floats, I'm pregnant? I don't understand these pregnancy tests.
Sorry I'm not into fat chicks
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
"Oh, if I could but live another century to see the fruition of all the work for women!" - Susan B. Anthony
Clothes shopping with the wife, or certain death...sorry darling, I'm with the reaper on this one...
OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!